#mccartneykatzsongs

Note: I have now lived through two will the Oilers go? how can we keep the Oilers? municipal psychological dramas.  I will leave to those who are better analyzers the task of finding words and arguments for each side. I suppose there are words and arguments for both sides. I hope the sides come up with a fair deal for Edmontonians. For some reason, I have chronicled the twists and turns of the latest saga through the imaginary lens of songs that might have been written by McCartney and Katz. Katz has chosen not to speak publicly, at least not out of extremely controlled situations. So, what might he come up with if he composed songs with a partner who was trying to achieve some harmony? These are the greatest hits from Twitter -- so far!

1. 
He's Leaving Home.   









2. 
Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Katz.   












3. 
All My Bluffing.   










4. 
Dear Impudence.   











5. 
Pay Dude.   














6. 
You Never Give Me Our Money.  











7. 
No (Blah Blah Blah) Deal/Ob-La-Da....









8. 
The Spend.  











9. 
Get Black.  












10. 
Do Of Fuss  









11. 
Tanned, On The Run.  









12. 
With A Little Puck.  














13. Is last of  Rexall You Need Is Love, or Threat It Be? 











14. 
Papertack Righter.  















15. 
Getting Letter. 









16. 
We Can't Work It Out. 










Can't Buy Me Gov. 












Money Pie. 











Drive By Kar. 




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